Thursday, February 26, 2009

I call upon the guts of ISLAS to properly defenestrate the dictators IMMEDIATELY! Like...NOW!

"You, Ms. Roorda, are in contempt of court."

~Mark

If she is defying you, it's for a good reason! Why shouldn't she defy the greatest examples of dictators I've ever properly known in my life?

"I may be a wretched hideous creature, but I do NOT have a big ego! Never has there been as humble a fellow as I!"

~Mark

That just proves how big it is, Mr. Proud.

"Your statements are lies, vile lies, straight from the pit of you-know-where."

~Mark

Prove it. Give us a link to a good statement by Han herself proving it.

"You are pronounced Guilty on all counts. Our edicts work retroactively. There can be no new moral law, so we are merely restating the primeval platitudes."

~Mark


What about the defense? How about somebody is allowed to try to defend the tried, eh?

"Especially the stalking. I mean, it's one thing to know my riser position in a choir if I'd told you, but for you to come upon this knowledge independently is certainly on the creepy side."

~Mark


What if somebody else told her, eh? This is the most ridiculous statement I've heard so far on the Roorda case ever.

"Are you insulting my parents? That is an insult to me, my courtroom, my parents (obviously), and the President, as he loves my mom's cooking."

~Mark

You take thing to be insults way too much. Quit being so touchy.



The sentence of Fate Worse Than Death on Hannah Roorda and Noah Bertilson.

http://dagenet2.ath.cx/islas/Prosecution.wma

(It has been noted that it sounds, at the climax of this, like I say "spiritual protection on her cornea". That should hear, "spiritual projection on her cornea".)"


I may not have listened to your undoubtedly very merciful speech, but I'm sure it was absolutely not worth the time, for me and for you. Your prosecutions are just like you just saying "Off with his/her head!" If you're going to continue this, you might as well turn this into a monarchy, unless you're going to play by the rules. And if you turn it into a kingdom, I'm sure everybody on ISLAS will be as happy as ever.

How about we just defenestrate this lot?

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